Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Diary of a wimpy kid.

My name is Kim and I'm a wet blanket. A wuss. A scaredy cat.

I don't know why. Or when it started. But somewhere along the line, I've become a big girl's blouse.

Let's say that you've just asked me if I want to do a bungee jump. Cue mild sweats, fast thinking ways to avoid the situation, and notes to self never to answer the phone to you again.

Or maybe you've got a really good idea for my hen do - we're going swimming with sharks. (Note to hens - we better not be.) My throat would tighten, a sound night's sleep would be out the window, as would our friendship.

My fear of adrenalin was highlighted this weekend, with a visit to see a girlfriend who is in the RAF and flies fighter jets every day.

This friend, she gets up in the morning, puts on her boiler suit, probably a pair of Aviators, and heads down to the RAF airfield where she pops herself into the cockpit of a killing machine and takes to the skies. One day, she'll go to war.

Now, you might have already painted a picture in your mind of what this friend of mine might be like. Doing one handed press-ups in her own time, eating steak for breakfast. Doing arm wrestles with her co-pilot. Allow me to quash any stereotypes. She has soft, floaty blonde hair. She loves a good pedicure, she wears dresses and drinks white wine. She's planning a wedding, a big white wedding, she has a diamond ring on her finger.

Not exactly Iceman. (Top Gun reference there for the lads.) Yet, Iceman is exactly what she is. A fearless Maverick. While I'm more wouldn't say boo to a Goose. (Top Gun analogy losing its way there lads.) 

'What scares you?' I asked her, wondering if spiders and bungee jumps and roller coasters and caves and heights and sharks give her the willies, as they do me.

'I nearly crashed mid air the other day,' she said, off hand. 'That was a bit scary.'
Tough as old boots, this one. And just two generations ago, my own flesh and blood was just as hardcore. Grandma Willis, she flew Spitfires in the war. She was one of the first women to get her RAF wings and paved the way for my friend's career. Meanwhile, her actual descendant, at best, edges towards spiders with a pint glass and a piece of card before running off in the other direction squealing: 'Nevermind, he can move in, we'll move out!'

I never have and never will jump out of a plane. I know people who have. 'I was terrified,' they say. No, you weren't, you can't have been. Not properly terrified, like me, because if you really were terrified, you would have locked yourselves in the loo and refused to come out, (Actually, I'm also afraid of locking myself in the loo. Usually I just prop the door shut with my foot and wee while sort of straddling the space between the door and loo. It makes for a sorry mess but better than running out of oxygen and drinking loo water while awaiting rescue, which is what I presume will happen if I lock the door.)

At best, get me drunk and I'll suddenly turn into Jack Bauer, doing roly polys into hedges and waking up with scratches on my arms. Pretty brave, Jack Bauer. As am I, when I risk life and limb impersonating him. But I'm also drunk. And drunk's no good when you need to fly a plane, or swim with a shark, or get on a roller coaster. Definitely not the last one, you'd sick all over yourself.

When the world ends, people like my RAF friend will be alright. Me? As soon as I run out of contact lenses, I'll be done for. No one is going to care that I can put together a few words in a fancy sentence when they're battling invading alien hoardes and whatnot.

No, it really is time to strap on a pair.

And so, I've taken step one towards ditching the poltroon behaviour. I have just been reconditioned to believe I am not afraid of the ocean. A hippy told me that it was just a childhood fear of a swimming pool cleaning machine (it looked like a shark) and I needed to let go.

Good news - it worked. Just call me Billy Ocean. I have booked in a windsurfing lesson on my upcoming honeymoon, in a bay that used to be called Shark Bay, until they decided it was putting off the tourists and renamed it Kite Bay. And who would be afraid of getting eaten by sharks in Kite Bay? Not I.

(I found a picture of a shark kite. How fitting. I'm even a little bit afraid of it.)


Anonymous said...

In tears - 'cos I thought I knew your RAF friend SO well but never painted the picture of her that you have just done - thsnk you Hun, my attempt at pun, Your RAF friend's Mumxxxxxx

Anonymous said...

I appreciate all you have done for myself and my family Dr Antogai . My name is jackson and after contacting so many fake spell casters that only played with my heart you gave me what I wanted: my family back.
Your sincere kindness and thoughtfulness inspires me. You have touched my heart deeply and I will forever be grateful that you got rid of all the negative influences that surrounded my wife and I.
Now we are back and my son is very happy again, with his parents together thank you

Anonymous said...

Today 8/6/2012 is a good day in my life making it 2mouths now that my boyfriend left me and i cry to a friend that i am in a very big problem about my boyfriend ever sense he lift me i never love another person and i need him back to my life and after that my friend just pick up her phone and call one of her family member and she just recommended a spell caster for me then i contacted the man and ex-plane ever thing that happen to me in past with my boyfriend and all the man told me about my ex was true so he ask me to be happy that my problem is solve in the next few days he casted a spell for me so happily my ex come back to me and please for forgiveness for him to come back to me today so i am very very think full for the love spell you casted for me Dr Edobor at i am so very happy that i find my happiness back to my life today...
Your child besty mike

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Anonymous said...

I never knew people still have powers and make things happen in a twinkle of an eye. my name are Miss Blessing Arunaw, am from Russian. my boyfriend Teddy Harrow left me for another girl five months ago' ever since then my life have been filled with pains, sorrow and heart break because he was my first love who dis virgin me when i was 23 years old about four years ago. A friend of mine, Kate Garvin told me he saw some testimonies of this great prophet akpako that he can bring back my lover within some few days. i laugh it out and said i am not interested but because of the love my friend had for me, she consulted the great priest on my behalf and to my greatest suprise after four days my boyfriend called me for the very first time after five months that he is missing me badly and that he is so sorry for every thing he made me went through. i still can't believe it, because it just too real to be real.
Thank you prophet akpako for bringing back my lover and also to my lovely friend who interceded on my behalf, for any one who might need the help of this great priest here is the email address: From Blessing Arunaw Russian
Blessing Arunaw

Anonymous said...

he bring my boyfriend back

i am mary and i want to thank Dr.rivers for bringing back my ex boyfriend, we broke up for more than 8 month and he told me that he will never want to see me in his life again. i love him so much to the extend that i could not think of deating any man again, i was confused and depress due to the love i had for him.i did everything i could do to have him come back to me but all went in vain. so i decided to contact a spell caster, i did not believe in spell casting i just want to try it may be it would work out for me. i contacted dr rivers for help,and he told me that he have to cast a love spell on him, i told him to do it. after 5 days my boyfriend called me and started to apologize for leaving me and also he told me that he still love me. i was very happy and i thank dr rivers for helping get back my ex back to my hands. his spell is the greatest of all over the world, it was the love spell he cast on my ex that make him come back to me. all you ladies who want back their ex back i want you to contact Dr.rivers for the return of your ex boyfriend and also your ex girlfriend he can also cast any kind of spell you want him to cast for you. his contact email is just try him and their will be a solution to your case.

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Anonymous said...

Dear dr.rivers Thank you for changing my life,John and I are so happy and inlove again,Thank you for working your Spells on him.
Kim Troon, USA /contact him also

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

! I can't believe how fast the spell worked.Dr ogogoro My bf was back knocking at my door the day after you did my spell. Please put this up on your site so I can tell everybody if they are trying to decide weather or not to use you for there spells, they definitely should. Dr ogogoro is awesome!!!!! His spells really really really work! Thank you so much

Anonymous said...

i have discovered that I simply have had to make both physical and digital space and am moving forward. I’ve not found love yet, but I am starting to feel more positive emotions with the women I date. That is much better then the the past where my heart was dead and simply wouldn’t respond at all but finally come across he help me to get my ex love back and am so happy as ever before just want to say thank you.

yours faithfully


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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

HI My Name is michell harison, I wish to share my testimonies with the general public about what this man called dr ABULU of( has just done for me , this man has just brought back my lost family to me with his great spell, i was married to this man called James we were together for a long time and we loved our self’s but when i was unable to give he a child for 2 years he left me and told me he can’t continue anymore then i was now looking for ways to get he back until a friend of mine told me about this man and gave his contact email then you wont believe this when i contacted this man on my problems he prepared this spell cast and bring my lost husband back and after a month i miss my month and go for a test and the result stated am pregnant am happy today am a mother a baby girl, thank you once again the great ABULU for what you have done for me, if you are out there passing through this same kind of problems you can contact he today on his mail ( )and he will also help you as well

okakagbe said...

Am Anita from Canada i want to share my life experience to every body on this site.i was in a serious relationship with mike i love him so much we have dated for almost 6 years now.until he meant another girl called Vivian rose he told me that he is know longer interested in dating me any more. i was so confuse i don't know what to i told my friend about what my love just told me and he told me that she can solve my problem i was doubting her how can that be she directed me to a spell caster
called Dr i contacted him and i explain every thing to him and he told me that my problem will be solved within two days if i believe i said OK.So he cast a spell for me and after two days my love came back to me begging me on his knees on the ground asking me to forgive him.Am so happy now. so that why i decided to share my experience with every body that have such problem should contact him ACOGBESPELLTEMPLE@GMAIL.COM

Anonymous said...

Hello every one I have just met with this priest of the and I finally find out that he is really a truthful spell caster and so powerful and he is the most powerful spell caster that I have ever met. I wish I have met him before. and my husband have just come back to me and every thing happened just the way he had said it I am so happy that I have met with him and now I have my husband back to my self. If you all that are here have not tried him you just have to do so and get your heart desires fulfilled. Stop been doubting I have tested him and I am now a fulfilled woman to my husband and we are so happy to be together once again. You can reach this spell caster if you need help at Sandra

Anonymous said...

Hi every one i am by name selena jolie i am from usa had i fiight with my husband about three years ago and since then he has refuse to talk to me or even care about our family affair he abandoned us and went after another woman leaving me with four kids three girls and a boy,so last weeks a friend of my introduced me to a spell caster called dr anegbe who helped me brought my husband back many think he is a scam but i promise you that he is nothing compare to that not even close so if you have some problems in having or getting your ex back you can contact the great and wonderful spell caster DR ANEGBE in this address and he be willing to help you.

felicia said...

Hi my name is Felicia, I wish to share my testimonies with the general public about what this man called Prophet Zanzibar has just done for me , this man has just brought back my lost family to me with his great spell, i was married to this man called John we were together for a long time and we loved our self?s but when i was unable to give he a child for 2 years he left me and told me he can?t continue anymore then i was now looking for ways to get he back until a friend of mine told me about this man and gave his contact email, then you wont believe this when i contacted this man on my problems he prepared this spell cast and bring my lost husband back and after a month i miss my month and go for a test and the result stated am pregnant am happy today am a mother of a baby girl, thank you once again the great Zanzibar for what you have done for me, if you are out there passing through this same kind of problems you can contact he today on his mail and he will also help you as well.

Anonymous said...

Hello,everyone my name is Lilian from USA i never ever believed in spell until i meet a man called Dr upesa, who help me cast a spell that bring back my ex-lover who left me for one years before our marriage,His spells works beyond my imaginations and today i am happily married two kids and me and my [ex-lover] now husband are very happy more than ever before,what more can i say rather than to say thank you Dr upesa for been there for me,contact him today and your life will never ever remain the same his email is

Anonymous said...

My life is back!!! After 8 years of marriage, my husband left me and left me with our three kids. I felt like my life was about to end, and was falling apart. I contacted you and after I explained you my problem. In just 24hours, my husband came back to us and show me and my kids much love and apologize for all the pain he have bring to the family. We solved our issues, and we are even happier than before Dr omon you are the best spell caster i really appreciate the love spell you casted for me to get the man back to my life i will keep sharing more testimonies to people about your good work Thank you once again Dr omon at ( you are in any problem you can contact this man for help he is always there in his temple to help you solve your problem Contact Email is Mary

rema said...

I contacted Dr HOODOO in regards of my lover. who was no longer wanted to associate with me anymore. He was interested in working out of marriage, after begging and pleading with him I realized it was because of another girlfriend, he really was leaving me. My co-worker went threw a similar situation and told me that YOU had helped her. I cant thank you enough, I'm grateful she introduced me to YOU. After discussing the resolution with YOU, your get your lover back spell has done more than what I expected. My lover not only came back to me, but he had also totally left his girlfriend me and now were engaged, we are getting married next month, I don't know what I would have done without YOU,I believe you are my guardian angel. DR HOODOO want to thank you & your gods for all that you've done for me all these years.I'm thankful for all the time & effort you & your gods have put into my case.I am very happy and I will always be grateful sincerely,His email is

Alexander said...

Hello everyone,
my name is Alexander from Sweden,i am so happy i met a great man online and i saw many people writing about him so i decide to write him as well for help to make me have my ex love back,it was like a dream to me when i contact Dr.Ogungbe the well known spell caster last week,he replied me that he will help me out but i have doubt at first because me and my ex have been apart for 3 years and am wondering if this is gonna work,to cut the story short,Dr.Ogungbe have brought back my ex love to me and my daughter,am so happy now and now am back to my life as a family man,he is a great man i have promise him that i will tell people all around the world about him..i will like you people in need of his help to please contact Dr.Ogungbe
Dr.Ogungbe contact details:

Alexander from Sweden

Anonymous said...

i am giving this testimony cos l am happy

My name is mrs. Deborah Collins from Houston,taxes.i never believed in love spells or magic until i met this spell caster once. when i went to Africa in December this year on a business summit. i ment a man called dr. Atakpo.He is powerful he could help you cast a spells to bring back my love’s gone,misbehaving lover looking for some one to love you, bring back lost money and magic money spell or spell for a good job.i’m now happy & a living testimony cos the man i had wanted to marry left me 3 weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 2 years… i really loved him, but his mother was against me and he had no good paying job. so when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to first i was undecided,skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try. and in 6 days when i returned to taxes, my boyfriend (is now my husband ) he called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married..i didn’t believe it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do… well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid,and my husband also got a new job and our lives became much better. in case anyone needs the spell caster for some help, email address

Great Atakpo i thank you very much thank you in 1000000 times.. if not you i would have been losted and wasted thank you.

please make sure you contact him for any financial difficulties okay..

What a powerful man such as Dr Atakpo.. he is so much powerful..\\ email him for any difficulties..

Anonymous said...

hello i am very happy i can't hide my feelings,,, for i have never seen a great spellcaster like the the great dr okadibo he is so real truthful and faithful to his words,,, i am mirko reus am from hamburg in germany i had a happy family and i was married for 15years of happy marriage life blessed with two kids and we were so happy,,, and unfortunately my home and marriage started to crumble it first started with me losing my job and then my wife and i started having problems and she broke up with and weeks later she started asking for a divorce and i was so devastated because i loved her so much and then i decided to contact spellcasters i contacted spellcasters and none were able to work it for me and then i lost hope in everything and i was almost giving up when i met a friend who came back from a business trip in africa and he told me about a great spellcaster who helped him win a contract worth 50000$ and he gave me his mail as [],,, and i decided to contact him and try him out and after narrating my ordeal to him he told that everything will return to as it were before and then he casted a spell and my wife returned to me and and i was once again recalled back to work and was even promoted from a sales rep to a marketing director so guys once again here is his mail contact him on all your problems he can help you out...

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